starring role;

Before the start began, I always saw the end


at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

20 August 2014 / 491,135 notes
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
20 August 2014 / 405,188 notes


Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

20 August 2014 / 536,614 notes


i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

20 August 2014 / 54,323 notes

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

20 August 2014 / 771,996 notes

Anonymous whispered: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?




I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

20 August 2014 / 89,061 notes